| Has anyone else been trapped in a Blockbuster Video store for the past 14 years? | 247 | | | | |
| I found God. She welcomes us with open arms and sharpened teeth. | 205 | | | | |
| My ex is trying to kill me. If I can't figure something out soon, she may succeed. | 205 | | | | |
| Have you ever met the Rot Man? | 191 | | | | |
| I’m calling about a past due balance on your account– just kidding! We’re going to take your skin! | 191 | | | | |
| Please do not accept the invitation to The Night Tournament | 188 | | | | |
| I think I found out why that stretch of highway is closed between 12 AM and 1 AM every day | 151 | | | | |
| Seams. | 150 | | | | |
| Seattle’s Best Underground Tour™ | 145 | | | | |
| I thought porch pirates were bad, this new trend is so much worse | 135 | | | | |
