/u/JeeWeeThePerson's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’ve been having the same dream lately, every time i get strangled to death and then i wake up.

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I dug the hole for the body while my partner angrily told me, “there’s no i in teamwork you know?”.

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Wounded by the stabwounds, he heard a small voice speak out to him in his dying moments...

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“Welcome to our beloved butchery, would you kindly follow me to the slaughter room to start the tour?”

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I put tape on the faucet to stop it from dripping

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This is my first time drinking red wine, it tastes rather weird...

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“Father, we can’t swim”, the children said to their father as the well filled up with water.

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I got banned from the stripclub today

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Man that Hamlet audition went great, someone even brought a fake skull!

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I will survive you psychopath, it’s part of God’s plan!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve been having the same dream lately, every time i get strangled to death and then i wake up.	16
I dug the hole for the body while my partner angrily told me, “there’s no i in teamwork you know?”.	16
Wounded by the stabwounds, he heard a small voice speak out to him in his dying moments...	16
“Welcome to our beloved butchery, would you kindly follow me to the slaughter room to start the tour?”	15
I put tape on the faucet to stop it from dripping	15
This is my first time drinking red wine, it tastes rather weird...	14
“Father, we can’t swim”, the children said to their father as the well filled up with water.	14
I got banned from the stripclub today	14
Man that Hamlet audition went great, someone even brought a fake skull!	14
I will survive you psychopath, it’s part of God’s plan!	11