/u/JeffreyFusRohDahmer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I put my hands on the mirror and just cried looking at myself.

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As I had been lost for hours, I was so happy when I came upon a young lady offering to lead me out of the woods...

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After the meteor strike, I was on high alert watching the mountains in the distance.

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I plopped down in my seat and out my head back, glad I had caught my flight to to New York.

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I sat and took in the beauty of the mountain range before me.

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They say you swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep.

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Body positivity is key as loving our bodies is one of the most important things one can do.

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I want to be with my wife forever.

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My friend and I liked to climb large buildings and make parkour videos where we jump and hang one another off of buildings.

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I always enjoy a good hike.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I put my hands on the mirror and just cried looking at myself.	42
As I had been lost for hours, I was so happy when I came upon a young lady offering to lead me out of the woods...	31
After the meteor strike, I was on high alert watching the mountains in the distance.	29
I plopped down in my seat and out my head back, glad I had caught my flight to to New York.	23
I sat and took in the beauty of the mountain range before me.	22
They say you swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep.	21
Body positivity is key as loving our bodies is one of the most important things one can do.	21
I want to be with my wife forever.	19
My friend and I liked to climb large buildings and make parkour videos where we jump and hang one another off of buildings.	19
I always enjoy a good hike.	19