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Did you know that on average you eat 8 spiders per night?

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When I couldn’t find one of my tools, I knew exactly where I left it.

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I was walking with my husband in the woods when I felt an embrace from behind.

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After having a baby, a woman can struggle to get wet so you may need to use some lube.

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I couldn’t believe how lucky I was as she took her clothes off.

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My wife's out of town this weekend so I'm trying to make sure it's really nice when she gets back.

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After coming out to my parents, I had to convince them that I wasn’t ‘possessed’ despite what their God tells them.

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When my wife came into the bedroom stumbling, it was clear that she had relapsed.

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After giving my black lives matter speech, I smiled as all my supporters chanted and cheered for me, ready to revolt.

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Every special occasion, my wife requests that I make her favorite meal.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Did you know that on average you eat 8 spiders per night?	9	TwoSentenceHorror
When I couldn’t find one of my tools, I knew exactly where I left it.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I was walking with my husband in the woods when I felt an embrace from behind.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
After having a baby, a woman can struggle to get wet so you may need to use some lube.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
I couldn’t believe how lucky I was as she took her clothes off.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife's out of town this weekend so I'm trying to make sure it's really nice when she gets back.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
After coming out to my parents, I had to convince them that I wasn’t ‘possessed’ despite what their God tells them.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
When my wife came into the bedroom stumbling, it was clear that she had relapsed.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
After giving my black lives matter speech, I smiled as all my supporters chanted and cheered for me, ready to revolt.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Every special occasion, my wife requests that I make her favorite meal.	3	TwoSentenceHorror