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At the funeral I looked around and noticed that everyone was emotional, but was surprised that no one noticed the empty casket.

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When the nurse cut off my newborn son’s penis, I screamed at her for her ignorance.

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I marked the rash on my arm with sharpie in order to keep track of whether or not its spreading.

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“Ready or not, here I come!” I yelled excitedly as I opened my eyes, ready to find my Daddy.

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As we locked eyes, I looked like a deer in headlights.

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My parents told me that if anything ever happened to them, my uncle would find us, so when he came early to grab me from school I feared the worst.

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When my parents sent me to fat camp, it was the wakeup call that I needed to lose some weight.

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Plunging the knife deeper, I made sure the man would never cut someone off in traffic again.

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After shaving my beard for the first time, the baby began screaming and crying, not recognizing me as his father.

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I always found it interesting how much larger than me my shadow is.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At the funeral I looked around and noticed that everyone was emotional, but was surprised that no one noticed the empty casket.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When the nurse cut off my newborn son’s penis, I screamed at her for her ignorance.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I marked the rash on my arm with sharpie in order to keep track of whether or not its spreading.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“Ready or not, here I come!” I yelled excitedly as I opened my eyes, ready to find my Daddy.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
As we locked eyes, I looked like a deer in headlights.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My parents told me that if anything ever happened to them, my uncle would find us, so when he came early to grab me from school I feared the worst.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When my parents sent me to fat camp, it was the wakeup call that I needed to lose some weight.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Plunging the knife deeper, I made sure the man would never cut someone off in traffic again.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After shaving my beard for the first time, the baby began screaming and crying, not recognizing me as his father.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I always found it interesting how much larger than me my shadow is.	1	TwoSentenceHorror