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Mommy says that Daddy left us because he wasn’t ready to be a dad.

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The whole world watched at 11:59 as the ball was ready to drop.

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I’ve never been good with heat, so as the burning sun beat down on me, I just wished it would be over soon.

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As I heard my kidnapper close the driver side door, I got ready to attack, grateful he didn’t find the knife in my back pocket.

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I wanted to impress my boyfriend my first time giving him head, so I practiced my technique at home with a cucumber.

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I received an abundance of texts from friends and family wishing me a happy first Mother’s Day.

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When the kid wouldn’t get out of the road after my incessant honking, I got out and beat his ass for the disrespect, then drove off.

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It drives me crazy that my wife brags about how “gifted” our little one is.

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In order to convince my son that his imaginary friend wasn’t real, I took a selfie to prove that it was just us here.

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The man came back from the kitchen and handed the woman her drink, which she noticed smelled delightfully of almond.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mommy says that Daddy left us because he wasn’t ready to be a dad.	1167	TwoSentenceHorror
The whole world watched at 11:59 as the ball was ready to drop.	1091	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve never been good with heat, so as the burning sun beat down on me, I just wished it would be over soon.	968	TwoSentenceSadness
As I heard my kidnapper close the driver side door, I got ready to attack, grateful he didn’t find the knife in my back pocket.	965	TwoSentenceHorror
I wanted to impress my boyfriend my first time giving him head, so I practiced my technique at home with a cucumber.	882	TwoSentenceHorror
I received an abundance of texts from friends and family wishing me a happy first Mother’s Day.	864	TwoSentenceSadness
When the kid wouldn’t get out of the road after my incessant honking, I got out and beat his ass for the disrespect, then drove off.	753	TwoSentenceHorror
It drives me crazy that my wife brags about how “gifted” our little one is.	721	TwoSentenceHorror
In order to convince my son that his imaginary friend wasn’t real, I took a selfie to prove that it was just us here.	684	TwoSentenceHorror
The man came back from the kitchen and handed the woman her drink, which she noticed smelled delightfully of almond.	654	TwoSentenceHorror