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Being a father myself, I couldn’t imagine how terrible it must feel to lose a child.

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Walking through the park I tripped on a rock, and there was only one thing that prevented me from falling flat on my face.

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One of my biggest pet peeves as a veteran is when people ask if I’ve killed people, as I find it very disrespectful and overly personal.

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I hadn’t seen my high school bully in 20 years, so when I saw him work I avoided him.

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I don’t understand why everyone cares so much about their follower count.

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I always thought it was cool that my dad was a firefighter, but I never thought I’d see the day where he saved me from a fire.

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I liked my new boyfriend because he always paid for all the drugs and alcohol I could ever want.

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When the magician finished his set, the kids clapped in excitement when he took a bow.

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I played a prank on my blind girlfriend and told her to read the new book I got her.

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It had been over a hundred years since the drought began, when suddenly a brigade of clouds stormed across the night sky, bringing all the villagers outside in anticipation.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being a father myself, I couldn’t imagine how terrible it must feel to lose a child.	96	TwoSentenceHorror
Walking through the park I tripped on a rock, and there was only one thing that prevented me from falling flat on my face.	90	TwoSentenceHorror
One of my biggest pet peeves as a veteran is when people ask if I’ve killed people, as I find it very disrespectful and overly personal.	87	TwoSentenceHorror
I hadn’t seen my high school bully in 20 years, so when I saw him work I avoided him.	87	TwoSentenceHorror
I don’t understand why everyone cares so much about their follower count.	86	TwoSentenceHorror
I always thought it was cool that my dad was a firefighter, but I never thought I’d see the day where he saved me from a fire.	77	TwoSentenceHorror
I liked my new boyfriend because he always paid for all the drugs and alcohol I could ever want.	76	TwoSentenceHorror
When the magician finished his set, the kids clapped in excitement when he took a bow.	75	TwoSentenceHorror
I played a prank on my blind girlfriend and told her to read the new book I got her.	71	TwoSentenceHorror
It had been over a hundred years since the drought began, when suddenly a brigade of clouds stormed across the night sky, bringing all the villagers outside in anticipation.	70	TwoSentenceHorror