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We should collect extremely haunted items and place them in an extremely haunted house with a single person inside and record it.

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I was walking down my hallway when I feel like I stubbed my toe really badly on something metal I didnt recognize breaking my toe.

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I was convicted for murder the most fowl.

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The doctor told me I was paralyzed from the neck down for the mistake he made in surgury.

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The cop asks again, "If you didn't murder all those people, then why do you have the right thumb of each victim in your house along with other thumbs yet to be identified?"

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I hear a squeak and turned to see the wind open my door followed by silence.

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The priest in training looked to his mentor, "Father Tom, surely you can't physically fight demons so why are you so muscular?"

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I ordered item #6 off the menu cus I was craving chicken fingers, but I was given a plate of what looked like deep fried mozzarella sticks. Before I had a chance to call the waiter, I looked at the menu and saw what I ordered was "Children's fingers"

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My brother threw a hacky sack and said "catch!"

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People tend to feel safe when leaning against the wall.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We should collect extremely haunted items and place them in an extremely haunted house with a single person inside and record it.	11
I was walking down my hallway when I feel like I stubbed my toe really badly on something metal I didnt recognize breaking my toe.	9
I was convicted for murder the most fowl.	8
The doctor told me I was paralyzed from the neck down for the mistake he made in surgury.	8
The cop asks again, "If you didn't murder all those people, then why do you have the right thumb of each victim in your house along with other thumbs yet to be identified?"	8
I hear a squeak and turned to see the wind open my door followed by silence.	6
The priest in training looked to his mentor, "Father Tom, surely you can't physically fight demons so why are you so muscular?"	6
I ordered item #6 off the menu cus I was craving chicken fingers, but I was given a plate of what looked like deep fried mozzarella sticks. Before I had a chance to call the waiter, I looked at the menu and saw what I ordered was "Children's fingers"	5
My brother threw a hacky sack and said "catch!"	5
People tend to feel safe when leaning against the wall.	4