/u/Jiggha's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Tonight I learned that wood can become sentient beings in the shape of man after being chopped.

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maybe if i didnt play my earbuds so loud i would have heard the murderer enter my house

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I like to do a little trolling.

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Man, this is the best food I’ve ever had!

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I got two of my favorite albums on vinyl yesterday,

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I heard that if you hit things that aren’t functioning, they’ll start working again.

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This fake number, +55 555 555 5555 keeps calling me, so I turned phone off.

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Happy wife, happy life.

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His fake number, +55 555 555 5555 keeps calling me, so I turned phone off.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Tonight I learned that wood can become sentient beings in the shape of man after being chopped.	24
maybe if i didnt play my earbuds so loud i would have heard the murderer enter my house	21
I like to do a little trolling.	11
Man, this is the best food I’ve ever had!	8
I got two of my favorite albums on vinyl yesterday,	1
I heard that if you hit things that aren’t functioning, they’ll start working again.	1
This fake number, +55 555 555 5555 keeps calling me, so I turned phone off.	1
Happy wife, happy life.	1
His fake number, +55 555 555 5555 keeps calling me, so I turned phone off.	0