/u/JimDavisFan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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(If you can read this, the creature that hides in your house hasn't stolen your eyes yet.)

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"Did you know that every time a person flips a coin, I'm the one who makes the choice?"

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Americans, this is a message from the future: Your next president is going to start the Third World War, whatever happens don't vote for—

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And the last words said by our daughter on her deathbed were:

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I couldn't even think in a proper twist to finish this story...

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Some things will never change.

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Turns out we truly live in the best of all possible worlds.

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At least this fateful incident served to help me and my family to put aside our differences.

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Shhh...

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Heaven is dying before God wakes up.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
(If you can read this, the creature that hides in your house hasn't stolen your eyes yet.)	7
"Did you know that every time a person flips a coin, I'm the one who makes the choice?"	6
Americans, this is a message from the future: Your next president is going to start the Third World War, whatever happens don't vote for—	6
And the last words said by our daughter on her deathbed were:	6
I couldn't even think in a proper twist to finish this story...	6
Some things will never change.	6
Turns out we truly live in the best of all possible worlds.	5
At least this fateful incident served to help me and my family to put aside our differences.	5
Shhh...	5
Heaven is dying before God wakes up.	5