/u/JohnnyBlanco69's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The alien craft landed in the middle of the city square with no one to greet them.

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Looking at the luxurious coffin I just purchased part of me frowned as I would never experience its comforts.

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I looked to the heavens and screamed "If there is a god then strike me down now before I get too powerful!"

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I was always told to have pride in my work

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While taking a shower I coughed up and spat a green glob onto the tile floor

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"I discovered the time paradox" are the last words you get out before the bullet explodes from your skull.

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The mask that I am wearing is starting to break

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[APR22] I showed my cards "Aces over eights but why is it called the dead mans hand?"

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The doctors finally told me that I had a beast inside of me.

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There's nothing more peaceful then mowing my lawn in the middle of my vast property.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The alien craft landed in the middle of the city square with no one to greet them.	42
Looking at the luxurious coffin I just purchased part of me frowned as I would never experience its comforts.	34
I looked to the heavens and screamed "If there is a god then strike me down now before I get too powerful!"	32
I was always told to have pride in my work	30
While taking a shower I coughed up and spat a green glob onto the tile floor	21
"I discovered the time paradox" are the last words you get out before the bullet explodes from your skull.	20
The mask that I am wearing is starting to break	16
[APR22] I showed my cards "Aces over eights but why is it called the dead mans hand?"	15
The doctors finally told me that I had a beast inside of me.	13
There's nothing more peaceful then mowing my lawn in the middle of my vast property.	13