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Lately, I've really enjoyed cooking with Mother.

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When my next-door neighbor (and bestie) called me to ask me when I planned on telling her about my new boyfriend, I told her, confused and still half-asleep, "because I'm still single."

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Standing shoulder to shoulder, Brothers-In-Arms, the frontline heard the command to fire, and as the faceless, shambling horde grew close, they unleashed hell as one.

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I wondered at my fortune, that I could have this charming, grand old homestead for a pittance and a song.

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I was furious when I saw that the guy at the body shop was gouging me for the cost of repairing the damage done to my vehicle the night I hit a deer.

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The worst thing about The Scourge wasn't even how many of our people it killed, though it SEEMED that it killed as many as it spared. No, the worst thing about this inhuman scourge is that there is no way to predict, when its victims were claimed, which of them, or when, it would bring back.

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You were writing something here as you drifted off to sleep.

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As the old man's pickup got us back underway, he said in a quiet, almost melancholy tone, that it wasn't safe, especially at night, for a young woman like me to hitchhike this stretch of road.

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While my lovely young bride & I settled excitedly into our dream house, we puzzled happily at our incredible good fortune in finding such an amazing bargain.

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With a flick of his tail, the demon sealed their soul-pact, and him back to the night he'd watched his fiancée die in a random act of violence.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Lately, I've really enjoyed cooking with Mother.	11
When my next-door neighbor (and bestie) called me to ask me when I planned on telling her about my new boyfriend, I told her, confused and still half-asleep, "because I'm still single."	9
Standing shoulder to shoulder, Brothers-In-Arms, the frontline heard the command to fire, and as the faceless, shambling horde grew close, they unleashed hell as one.	6
I wondered at my fortune, that I could have this charming, grand old homestead for a pittance and a song.	5
I was furious when I saw that the guy at the body shop was gouging me for the cost of repairing the damage done to my vehicle the night I hit a deer.	5
The worst thing about The Scourge wasn't even how many of our people it killed, though it SEEMED that it killed as many as it spared. No, the worst thing about this inhuman scourge is that there is no way to predict, when its victims were claimed, which of them, or when, it would bring back.	4
You were writing something here as you drifted off to sleep.	3
As the old man's pickup got us back underway, he said in a quiet, almost melancholy tone, that it wasn't safe, especially at night, for a young woman like me to hitchhike this stretch of road.	2
While my lovely young bride & I settled excitedly into our dream house, we puzzled happily at our incredible good fortune in finding such an amazing bargain.	1
With a flick of his tail, the demon sealed their soul-pact, and him back to the night he'd watched his fiancée die in a random act of violence.	1