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"Mom I'm starving here!" I said.

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"B-but if you don't get married and have children you'll die alone," said my dad.

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It's annoying when a pebble finds it way into your shoe!

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There is a reason why dogs are called man's best friend.

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"Did I did good papa?" said the girl covered in blood holding a machete.

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After I killed his doppelganger, he cheerfully said "How did you know it wasn't me?"

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A retired nurse, an experienced cop, and a young mortician walk into a Halloween funhouse.

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Today is the day my dad takes me to my first hunting trip ever and he won't tell me what we're hunting.

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The new mandatory security measures makes it safe for women to even walk at night without any worries.

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I am helpless and there's nothing I can do about that boy holding the ax.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Mom I'm starving here!" I said.	45
"B-but if you don't get married and have children you'll die alone," said my dad.	43
It's annoying when a pebble finds it way into your shoe!	36
There is a reason why dogs are called man's best friend.	33
"Did I did good papa?" said the girl covered in blood holding a machete.	30
After I killed his doppelganger, he cheerfully said "How did you know it wasn't me?"	29
A retired nurse, an experienced cop, and a young mortician walk into a Halloween funhouse.	24
Today is the day my dad takes me to my first hunting trip ever and he won't tell me what we're hunting.	23
The new mandatory security measures makes it safe for women to even walk at night without any worries.	23
I am helpless and there's nothing I can do about that boy holding the ax.	22