/u/KailTheDryad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I opened the envelope and found a small recording device.

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I had to shoot the donkey with a tranquilliser dart in order to put a splint on his leg

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“Why am I even falling!?” Lucifer shrieked as he plummeted from heaven

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“You sick son of a bitch,” he groaned in disgust

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“I’m on a roll!” My brother grinned triumphantly

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“Please tell me that demon in the red suit is not my lawyer!”

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“Don’t lose your head, I’m just a tourist!” I told the wailing ghost.

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People often talk about dancing with your demons and I think I’m getting the hang of it

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“Oh my God!” I gasped, upon seeing that the Devil had a family.

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I came home with the name tag for our new calico cat and couldn’t understand why my partner was laughing so hard

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I opened the envelope and found a small recording device.	202
I had to shoot the donkey with a tranquilliser dart in order to put a splint on his leg	199
“Why am I even falling!?” Lucifer shrieked as he plummeted from heaven	157
“You sick son of a bitch,” he groaned in disgust	155
“I’m on a roll!” My brother grinned triumphantly	149
“Please tell me that demon in the red suit is not my lawyer!”	146
“Don’t lose your head, I’m just a tourist!” I told the wailing ghost.	138
People often talk about dancing with your demons and I think I’m getting the hang of it	126
“Oh my God!” I gasped, upon seeing that the Devil had a family.	119
I came home with the name tag for our new calico cat and couldn’t understand why my partner was laughing so hard	111