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They shaved his legs, sawed off his horns, amputated his tail and replaced his hooves with 3-D printed feet

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A man at the bar last night kept asking, practically begging, to talk to Angela, despite us all telling him there was no one on staff with that name

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When the police examined the body, they concluded that he must have jumped in front of the bus

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The woman heard the sound of a small boy crying for his daddy, but turned away, refusing to help

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I always hated the idea of becoming pregnant and having another human growing inside of you

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“Now, now, there’s no need to fuss,” the smiling old lady said gently

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He declared their nation free at last and the crowds clapped and cheered

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“Ah, this is the life,” I grinned, placing his hands behind his head

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She kept going even though I begged her to stop

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“If you’re the Prince of Hell, who’s the king?” I asked Lucifer.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They shaved his legs, sawed off his horns, amputated his tail and replaced his hooves with 3-D printed feet	100
A man at the bar last night kept asking, practically begging, to talk to Angela, despite us all telling him there was no one on staff with that name	88
When the police examined the body, they concluded that he must have jumped in front of the bus	86
The woman heard the sound of a small boy crying for his daddy, but turned away, refusing to help	84
I always hated the idea of becoming pregnant and having another human growing inside of you	81
“Now, now, there’s no need to fuss,” the smiling old lady said gently	80
He declared their nation free at last and the crowds clapped and cheered	78
“Ah, this is the life,” I grinned, placing his hands behind his head	75
She kept going even though I begged her to stop	72
“If you’re the Prince of Hell, who’s the king?” I asked Lucifer.	66