/u/KailTheDryad's posts

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I lay weeping silently beside my new wife, regretting not marrying my first love

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I grinned down at the terrified man, who flinched and covered his eyes

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If I told you the witches of Salem breastfed demons you’d say it was preposterous

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“Welcome to Hell, boy,” the black-cloaked figure chuckled

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“Come on, son, you’re too old to be sleeping with stuffed toys,”

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Some dude tried to use that cheesy ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven’ pickup line on me today

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I was starving for any form of intimacy

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Backing away from the police, the deranged cult leader threw himself from the roof, calling out for his loyal followers to save him

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For many years, I was plagued by nightmares of a giant mouth emerging from the skies

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“Dude, that latex mask you got is so cool, it looks just like real skin!”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I lay weeping silently beside my new wife, regretting not marrying my first love	29	TwoSentenceSadness
I grinned down at the terrified man, who flinched and covered his eyes	28	TwoSentenceHorror
If I told you the witches of Salem breastfed demons you’d say it was preposterous	28	TwoSentenceHorror
“Welcome to Hell, boy,” the black-cloaked figure chuckled	28	TwoSentenceHorror
“Come on, son, you’re too old to be sleeping with stuffed toys,”	28	TwoSentenceHorror
Some dude tried to use that cheesy ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven’ pickup line on me today	28	TwoSentenceComedy
I was starving for any form of intimacy	28	TwoSentenceSadness
Backing away from the police, the deranged cult leader threw himself from the roof, calling out for his loyal followers to save him	28	TwoSentenceHorror
For many years, I was plagued by nightmares of a giant mouth emerging from the skies	27	TwoSentenceHorror
“Dude, that latex mask you got is so cool, it looks just like real skin!”	27	TwoSentenceHorror