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“Let’s go out and buy mom a surprise present,”

320 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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His colleagues, the managers and even the customers wouldn’t stop “jokingly” getting his pronouns wrong

307 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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“Bloody Hell!” I groaned, stubbing my toe for the 28th time

301 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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“You’ve made your bed, now you’ll have to lie in it!” My wife scolded

277 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I thought it would be romantic to release birds at my best friend’s wedding

269 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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“What the hell man, I was about to get laid!” My friend shouted as I pulled him back.

266 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Your heart used to be so warm, little one

263 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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As the disease worsened and debts mounted, I prayed that a gofundme would be my salvation

261 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Today I made my boyfriend promise to stop communicating solely in cheese-related puns

258 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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“Aww you’re such a dear!” The old woman chuckled, kissing my forehead.

251 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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