/u/KeepinTheBalance's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Daaaad, come back in the house, I thought you said you were gonna stop smoking!”

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I was dreaming that I was asleep

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They consume excessive amounts, then wait till it’s dark to walk home all alone…

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It did take a quite long time.

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For each toe you cut off I will double your money, the first one will start you off at 100k.

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Mother always told me to stop sticking my head out the car window.

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I’ll never forget the pale look on the surgeons face when realising we both happened to have the same name and DOB.

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“I can’t believe how they still haven’t worked out that everything they enjoy is bad for them haha”

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Dad dad dad, you are not going to believe me, but it’s happened twice now, I don’t know what it means!

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Only the devil would think to fill their puny human brains with addictive ecstasy every time they released parts of their soul.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Daaaad, come back in the house, I thought you said you were gonna stop smoking!”	1
I was dreaming that I was asleep	1
They consume excessive amounts, then wait till it’s dark to walk home all alone…	1
It did take a quite long time.	1
For each toe you cut off I will double your money, the first one will start you off at 100k.	1
Mother always told me to stop sticking my head out the car window.	1
I’ll never forget the pale look on the surgeons face when realising we both happened to have the same name and DOB.	1
“I can’t believe how they still haven’t worked out that everything they enjoy is bad for them haha”	0
Dad dad dad, you are not going to believe me, but it’s happened twice now, I don’t know what it means!	0
Only the devil would think to fill their puny human brains with addictive ecstasy every time they released parts of their soul.	0