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“Daaaad, come back in the house, I thought you said you were gonna stop smoking!”

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It was dark and cold outside, I needed to think of a plan, a distraction to get me in, then I had that light bulb moment!

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I was dreaming that I was asleep

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I love Christmas!

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For each toe you cut off I will double your money, the first one will start you off at 100k.

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I’ll never forget the pale look on the surgeons face when realising we both happened to have the same name and DOB.

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They consume excessive amounts, then wait till it’s dark to walk home all alone…

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It did take a quite long time.

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“I can’t believe how they still haven’t worked out that everything they enjoy is bad for them haha”

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Dad dad dad, you are not going to believe me, but it’s happened twice now, I don’t know what it means!

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