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“Screw you, old man!” He muttered,spitting blood on the floor.

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Being newly weds, passing notes under the bathroom door as the other one showered was fun a fun little way to say I love you.

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Have you ever wondered how a seemingly amazing person just snaps and goes on a shooting spree, or how the little old lady down the road just starts running folks over for no reason?

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On October 1st my town has a tradition that’s been around since we have been a town.

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I asked my wife why she took off of work today, but she won’t answer me, she just screams.

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I love Christmas , the lights and colors of green and red.

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I thought it was cute when my son handed me his toy phone.

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On Mark’s nature walk he came across a small humanoid creature, no bigger that your thumb, and he watched as it danced around, putting him in a euphoric trance.

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“Screw you,old man.” He muttered, spitting blood on the floor.

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My two year old startled me when I got out of the shower at 5 o’clock this morning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Screw you, old man!” He muttered,spitting blood on the floor.	44
Being newly weds, passing notes under the bathroom door as the other one showered was fun a fun little way to say I love you.	43
Have you ever wondered how a seemingly amazing person just snaps and goes on a shooting spree, or how the little old lady down the road just starts running folks over for no reason?	36
On October 1st my town has a tradition that’s been around since we have been a town.	35
I asked my wife why she took off of work today, but she won’t answer me, she just screams.	35
I love Christmas , the lights and colors of green and red.	34
I thought it was cute when my son handed me his toy phone.	34
On Mark’s nature walk he came across a small humanoid creature, no bigger that your thumb, and he watched as it danced around, putting him in a euphoric trance.	34
“Screw you,old man.” He muttered, spitting blood on the floor.	34
My two year old startled me when I got out of the shower at 5 o’clock this morning.	33