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I hate it when hair clogs the drain.

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While growing up, I remember my grandma telling me, “Every time that a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.”

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The vampire slowly walked towards me, unaware of the wooden stake beneath my pillow.

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I have 2 roommates: the ghost in the attic and the ghost in the basement.

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When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again.

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As the woman held a dagger to my neck, I hoped that my husband would agree to her demands in order to save my life.

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"Oh, it must be your first time", he happily gloated, "because you are TIGHT!". NSFW

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She was closing all of the windows in her room, when she suddenly began to admire her reflection in one of them.

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Has it really been 5 years since the invasion?

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My sister and I were leaving a party when a nice man offered to drive us home.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hate it when hair clogs the drain.	33
While growing up, I remember my grandma telling me, “Every time that a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.”	32
The vampire slowly walked towards me, unaware of the wooden stake beneath my pillow.	30
I have 2 roommates: the ghost in the attic and the ghost in the basement.	22
When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again.	20
As the woman held a dagger to my neck, I hoped that my husband would agree to her demands in order to save my life.	20
"Oh, it must be your first time", he happily gloated, "because you are TIGHT!". NSFW	18
She was closing all of the windows in her room, when she suddenly began to admire her reflection in one of them.	18
Has it really been 5 years since the invasion?	18
My sister and I were leaving a party when a nice man offered to drive us home.	16