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My son always told me he wanted to be a stuntman.

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I tried desperately to scream or wail, or just say something, but nothing came out.

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I was playing Smash Ultimate with my best friend, who also happened to be a Kirby main.

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I was browsing the internet on my phone in my bed, the moon rising higher into the sky with each passing moment.

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Fed up with irritating new technology, I threw the phone on the ground, the cutesy bedazzled case saving it from being totally shattered.

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At 8:00, my 3 year old daughter told me it was 7 hours till 5, holding up 7 fingers to show me. My wife and I spent the rest of the night trying to get us to tell her where she found them.

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After realizing that recursively embedding clauses into each other still constituted as a singular sentence...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son always told me he wanted to be a stuntman.	16
I tried desperately to scream or wail, or just say something, but nothing came out.	15
I was playing Smash Ultimate with my best friend, who also happened to be a Kirby main.	12
I was browsing the internet on my phone in my bed, the moon rising higher into the sky with each passing moment.	10
Fed up with irritating new technology, I threw the phone on the ground, the cutesy bedazzled case saving it from being totally shattered.	8
At 8:00, my 3 year old daughter told me it was 7 hours till 5, holding up 7 fingers to show me. My wife and I spent the rest of the night trying to get us to tell her where she found them.	5
After realizing that recursively embedding clauses into each other still constituted as a singular sentence...	1