/u/KrisEyre's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Clive watched the killer stalk the corridors on the CCTV monitors.

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I've never understood why so many people like myself dig a 'shallow' grave.

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I met my girl (my former neighbour) when I gave her shelter from an aggressive relationship.

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Mankind finally created a cure to eradicate old age as a cause of death.

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"Mom, this Kool Aid tastes funny!"

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When we decided to spice up our sex life I let my wife tie me to the bed.

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The fairground operator had the perfect plan.

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I'll admit, it's damn hard keeping up with the Joneses.

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It's true, in the moment before your death, you see your life flash before your eyes.

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"98, 99, 100, here I come!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Clive watched the killer stalk the corridors on the CCTV monitors.	25
I've never understood why so many people like myself dig a 'shallow' grave.	19
I met my girl (my former neighbour) when I gave her shelter from an aggressive relationship.	14
Mankind finally created a cure to eradicate old age as a cause of death.	14
"Mom, this Kool Aid tastes funny!"	13
When we decided to spice up our sex life I let my wife tie me to the bed.	11
The fairground operator had the perfect plan.	10
I'll admit, it's damn hard keeping up with the Joneses.	9
It's true, in the moment before your death, you see your life flash before your eyes.	8
"98, 99, 100, here I come!"	8