/u/L8teRunnr's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
They always say there's a light at the end of the tunnel, and try as you might you cant stay away from it.
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My gf dressed up as a policewoman, and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being too good in bed.
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As a kid I would always love to look out the window of the car, and watch my imaginary friend Parkour along to try and keep up with us.
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After waving his arms around a few times, neither of us anticipated what would follow, the genie returned to a proud pose, arms folded, and asked what the next wish would be.
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