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I was furious that I managed to let a single survivor get away.

80 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Now that we've armed the teachers, our kids will be completely safe.

78 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The neighbor's kids have been picking blueberries from my bushes again.

49 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I walked around in my backyard, I expected my boots to go only ankle-deep in the snow.

41 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I had managed to stockpile enough food to last me a month before the last grocery store shut down.

31 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I need to drink more water to get rid of this dehydration headache.

28 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There is a theory that the "afterlife" is just the last sensations you feel, but stretched out for eternity.

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The traffic was heavy enough that I couldn't move my car in the slightest.

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Everyone was horrified when human body parts started sprouting from the tree.

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I feel a sense of closure knowing that god does exist.

16 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was furious that I managed to let a single survivor get away.	80	TwoSentenceHorror
Now that we've armed the teachers, our kids will be completely safe.	78	TwoSentenceHorror
The neighbor's kids have been picking blueberries from my bushes again.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
As I walked around in my backyard, I expected my boots to go only ankle-deep in the snow.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
I had managed to stockpile enough food to last me a month before the last grocery store shut down.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
I need to drink more water to get rid of this dehydration headache.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
There is a theory that the "afterlife" is just the last sensations you feel, but stretched out for eternity.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
The traffic was heavy enough that I couldn't move my car in the slightest.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
Everyone was horrified when human body parts started sprouting from the tree.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
I feel a sense of closure knowing that god does exist.	16	TwoSentenceSadness