/u/Lenore8264's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We were extremely relieved to find that the highly advanced alien civilization we came into contact with was friendly and benevolent.

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“Just put them on the bed,” I told my son when he impatiently asked me where he should place the laundered sheets.

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I managed to convince my kidnapper to let me make him dinner, hoping to poison it.

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My wife is a famous witch who transfers life from a healthy person to a sick person, giving them a happy life.

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“Sis, they say there's a serial killer on the loose again,” I said, horrified.

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I'm aware I have tortured, raped and killed countless number of people, so it didn't surprise me when I heard god wanted to meet me.

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I am a talented artist, and sometimes I can even turn my drawings into reality.

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We were trapped inside the cave for years, and my partner finally smashed my head with a new rock as she screamed, “Die, you fucking bastard!”

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My crazy wife ran towards me with a machete in her hand, screaming, “You're not my husband!”

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I had been a good man my whole life, so I was pretty confused when I was guided to the gates of hell after death.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We were extremely relieved to find that the highly advanced alien civilization we came into contact with was friendly and benevolent.	260
“Just put them on the bed,” I told my son when he impatiently asked me where he should place the laundered sheets.	240
I managed to convince my kidnapper to let me make him dinner, hoping to poison it.	154
My wife is a famous witch who transfers life from a healthy person to a sick person, giving them a happy life.	120
“Sis, they say there's a serial killer on the loose again,” I said, horrified.	109
I'm aware I have tortured, raped and killed countless number of people, so it didn't surprise me when I heard god wanted to meet me.	57
I am a talented artist, and sometimes I can even turn my drawings into reality.	57
We were trapped inside the cave for years, and my partner finally smashed my head with a new rock as she screamed, “Die, you fucking bastard!”	41
My crazy wife ran towards me with a machete in her hand, screaming, “You're not my husband!”	23
I had been a good man my whole life, so I was pretty confused when I was guided to the gates of hell after death.	17