/u/LeodFitz's posts
The man who sold me the lamp warned me to choose my words carefully lest the genie twist my wishes into something terrible.
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"We figured out, years ago, that the servant class works harder and produces more if they think they can earn their way into the upper classes."
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When I woke up, frightened and confused, the nurse held my hand and explained that I was about to undergo an emergency heart transplant.
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My girlfriend says that the reason my cat stares at the corner of the room is because someone must've died in this house and the cat is the only one who can see their ghost.
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