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Once upon a time in a dark, dark forest, there lived a lonely old man with an appetite for lost children.

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I consider myself to be a "ghost hunter" and I like to trick people and charge them large sums of money to "exorcize" their house.

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Living next to an abortion clinic is quite nice.

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What's the worst part about being killed by a medium?

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I used to be the best diver at my high school and I was known for never backing down from a dare.

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My mom keeps jars full of aborted fetuses in a room called the "naughty room."

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Have you ever had one of those nightmares that seemed all too realistic?

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Hickory, dickory, dock.

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I found a book in my attic yesterday that appeared to be bound in human skin and written in blood and there was one phrase that someone attempted to get rid of.

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I have an imaginary friend and my parents are concerned to the point that they're talking about moving to a new house with hopes that I'll forget about it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Once upon a time in a dark, dark forest, there lived a lonely old man with an appetite for lost children.	43
I consider myself to be a "ghost hunter" and I like to trick people and charge them large sums of money to "exorcize" their house.	42
Living next to an abortion clinic is quite nice.	40
What's the worst part about being killed by a medium?	39
I used to be the best diver at my high school and I was known for never backing down from a dare.	39
My mom keeps jars full of aborted fetuses in a room called the "naughty room."	39
Have you ever had one of those nightmares that seemed all too realistic?	38
Hickory, dickory, dock.	38
I found a book in my attic yesterday that appeared to be bound in human skin and written in blood and there was one phrase that someone attempted to get rid of.	37
I have an imaginary friend and my parents are concerned to the point that they're talking about moving to a new house with hopes that I'll forget about it.	37