/u/Lilliththevampire's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've met a girl who seems to adore me, and even though we've never made love yet she's hinted she'd love to have babies with a guy like me.

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I put the gun to my head and pulled the trigger, again.

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I flashed my huge wad of cash and bragged in front of everyone at the club about my lavish bachelor home outside of town.

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The view from up here is amazing, the city takes on a magic look and the air is cool and inviting.

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They took their final bite of dinner, and asked: "By the way...what ever became of that lousy neighbor of yours?"

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They'd find the bastards' dead body here, surrounded with the evidence of his serial killings.

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I remember a guy in my class, who, when we'd talk about sex, would brag he'd slept with girls and women galore.

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"Don't make me say it again!" he warned, staring up menacingly into my face

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When the storm caused the old hollow oak to fall and split open on the long deserted Phillips' property, it solved an old question.

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"My family made me everything I am today!" I told the press proudly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've met a girl who seems to adore me, and even though we've never made love yet she's hinted she'd love to have babies with a guy like me.	76
I put the gun to my head and pulled the trigger, again.	72
I flashed my huge wad of cash and bragged in front of everyone at the club about my lavish bachelor home outside of town.	55
The view from up here is amazing, the city takes on a magic look and the air is cool and inviting.	52
They took their final bite of dinner, and asked: "By the way...what ever became of that lousy neighbor of yours?"	51
They'd find the bastards' dead body here, surrounded with the evidence of his serial killings.	49
I remember a guy in my class, who, when we'd talk about sex, would brag he'd slept with girls and women galore.	40
"Don't make me say it again!" he warned, staring up menacingly into my face	38
When the storm caused the old hollow oak to fall and split open on the long deserted Phillips' property, it solved an old question.	38
"My family made me everything I am today!" I told the press proudly.	37