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As I compulsively go through the box full of women's clothes I keep hidden away, I pray my wife never finds them.

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I'm so very sorry about this, but I really have expensive habits.

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It's a big crowd gathered below, and as I douse myself with gasoline, I hope you're one of them.

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The thud of deadly slapstick blows, the shuffle of giant shoes and the screams of children tied to overdriven carousels.

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I'm not going to hurt you for sleeping with my husband dear, I mean- who can blame you, as IMPRESSIVE as he was?

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When I arrived in Hell, I found to my amazement they had internet.

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"You'll forget them, it just takes time" they told me after my traumatic breakup.

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"You'll forget them, it just takes time" they told me after my traumatic breakup.

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"That's a fine looking pair of legs, and I'm tempted!" I admitted.

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I could deal with it; trespassing on their property was a relatively minor charge.

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