/u/Locksmith329's posts
I have some male chauvinist tendencies that don’t go over too well with Mom, but Dad seems to love them NSFW
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Bro it's not gay! My wife was so upset that I didn't tell her you were crashing here that she kicked me out of our bedroom and straight into yours NSFW
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"Son, I know how hot and tight clothes can get. Not all of Mommy’s tops fit as well after having three kids. Have you tried loosening up your pants and giving it some room to breathe?' Mommy Jessica Alba NSFW
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It's not gay if you've been walking for miles and he's the only one to stop and offer you a ride NSFW
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Mommy Elizabeth Hurley's private kisses are so different she must practice how she kisses me in public NSFW
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