/u/LordGraygem's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the other survivors talked about the horrors of the concentration camps, I could only nod along in silence.

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My girlfriend thought she was so clever, sabotaging my condoms to babytrap me into a long-term relationship with her.

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Recent advances had finally allowed us to build and test a functional temporal manipulation device, and we were finally ready for the big day.

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If people hadn't been so distracted by the media's intense, 24-hour coverage of the spree of headless murder victims...

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Every week, the brave teens in their amazing costumes went out to battle the monsters trying to enter our city.

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Watching the lifeguard put a rifle bullet through the chest of the child splashing helplessly in the surf was horrifying.

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Using our dog to shuttle supplies between buildings occupied by the survivors struck us as a brilliant way to avoid the teeming undead.

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I read that some pets do better if you have two of them to keep each other company.

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Finding a pack of playing cards washed up on my little island, I half-jokingly started a game of solitaire in the hopes that someone would inevitably show up to help me play.

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When my primary and reserve chutes failed, I resigned myself to death at the end of my failed skydive.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the other survivors talked about the horrors of the concentration camps, I could only nod along in silence.	53
My girlfriend thought she was so clever, sabotaging my condoms to babytrap me into a long-term relationship with her.	45
Recent advances had finally allowed us to build and test a functional temporal manipulation device, and we were finally ready for the big day.	25
If people hadn't been so distracted by the media's intense, 24-hour coverage of the spree of headless murder victims...	24
Every week, the brave teens in their amazing costumes went out to battle the monsters trying to enter our city.	24
Watching the lifeguard put a rifle bullet through the chest of the child splashing helplessly in the surf was horrifying.	23
Using our dog to shuttle supplies between buildings occupied by the survivors struck us as a brilliant way to avoid the teeming undead.	19
I read that some pets do better if you have two of them to keep each other company.	18
Finding a pack of playing cards washed up on my little island, I half-jokingly started a game of solitaire in the hopes that someone would inevitably show up to help me play.	17
When my primary and reserve chutes failed, I resigned myself to death at the end of my failed skydive.	15