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"Don't cry," said the burglar, gesturing toward my pajamas.

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[NOV23] "I don't know," I said to the beautiful woman beside me.

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"Oh, sorry, you lose!" cackled the old carny, as plush and stuffing began to replace flesh and bone.

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[NOV23] As we looked through the hospital nursery window, I asked the man beside me which one was his.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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As the tears poured down my face, I told I loved him and begged him to stay.

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Take a little Phthalo Blue, and some Sap Green, on a one inch brush, and put a little pond right there.

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I laughed and gave the vampire on my porch the finger, before cranking up the Dexys Midnight Runners on my stereo.

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[NOV22] The cultists plan to use me as a sacrifice to call their demon master.

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The sexy vampire promised that he'd take care of all my needs, in exchange for an occasional feeding.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't cry," said the burglar, gesturing toward my pajamas.	416	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV23] "I don't know," I said to the beautiful woman beside me.	127	TwoSentenceHorror
"Oh, sorry, you lose!" cackled the old carny, as plush and stuffing began to replace flesh and bone.	118	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV23] As we looked through the hospital nursery window, I asked the man beside me which one was his.	101	TwoSentenceHorror
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.	96	TwoSentenceHorror
As the tears poured down my face, I told I loved him and begged him to stay.	92	TwoSentenceHorror
Take a little Phthalo Blue, and some Sap Green, on a one inch brush, and put a little pond right there.	90	TwoSentenceHorror
I laughed and gave the vampire on my porch the finger, before cranking up the Dexys Midnight Runners on my stereo.	74	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV22] The cultists plan to use me as a sacrifice to call their demon master.	65	TwoSentenceHorror
The sexy vampire promised that he'd take care of all my needs, in exchange for an occasional feeding.	62	TwoSentenceHorror