/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Well, my whole life IS passing before my eyes right before my horrible death.

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"Daddy, Daddy, it's funny when the Bumper Cars crash into each other!"

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I have a really common name so it's not unusual to hear it on television a lot.

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There's five thousand people in this military bomb shelter, more than enough genetic material to rebuild humanity.

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The funny old man just ran by screaming that we've all been eating people, people in our food.

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I attended AA twice a week to keep my urges in check.

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I wasn't all that surprised when DNA tests proved my just-passed older sister was in fact my biological mother.

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The entire population of Earth is panicking because one by one the stars are going out.

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The radiation is gone, my bomb shelter supplies are almost gone and I think even my agoraphobia is tolerable.

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It's been eight months since my family went to church.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Well, my whole life IS passing before my eyes right before my horrible death.	49
"Daddy, Daddy, it's funny when the Bumper Cars crash into each other!"	49
I have a really common name so it's not unusual to hear it on television a lot.	48
There's five thousand people in this military bomb shelter, more than enough genetic material to rebuild humanity.	48
The funny old man just ran by screaming that we've all been eating people, people in our food.	47
I attended AA twice a week to keep my urges in check.	47
I wasn't all that surprised when DNA tests proved my just-passed older sister was in fact my biological mother.	47
The entire population of Earth is panicking because one by one the stars are going out.	47
The radiation is gone, my bomb shelter supplies are almost gone and I think even my agoraphobia is tolerable.	46
It's been eight months since my family went to church.	46