/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I told the 911 operator the madman had planted five bombs around the city.

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My mommy thought I was making things up when I said one extra kid had come back from Trick or Treating.

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"At least we're saving one more child." said the crewmen as they pushed me, kicking and coughing onto the very last escape pod.

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My family joked that our week long cabin vacation would be enough for an apocalypse to take over the cities.

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My parents thought I was being snotty when I said I didn't want to go to Grandpa's funeral.

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I thought for a long time I was in a 'Truman Show' style madhouse but I was wrong.

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I figured having amnesia in the back of an ambulance might be really common.

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Half of my followers were taken away by the police today for rape and murder.

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The demon explained that he, personally, would have killed our abusive, molesting father for free.

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They say you go to Valhalla if you die with a sword in your hand.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I told the 911 operator the madman had planted five bombs around the city.	39
My mommy thought I was making things up when I said one extra kid had come back from Trick or Treating.	39
"At least we're saving one more child." said the crewmen as they pushed me, kicking and coughing onto the very last escape pod.	39
My family joked that our week long cabin vacation would be enough for an apocalypse to take over the cities.	39
My parents thought I was being snotty when I said I didn't want to go to Grandpa's funeral.	38
I thought for a long time I was in a 'Truman Show' style madhouse but I was wrong.	38
I figured having amnesia in the back of an ambulance might be really common.	38
Half of my followers were taken away by the police today for rape and murder.	37
The demon explained that he, personally, would have killed our abusive, molesting father for free.	37
They say you go to Valhalla if you die with a sword in your hand.	37