/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Always leave the pizza on the front doorstep of the Smithson house, we have an account." his boss had said.

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I couldn't find the remote so I turned off the horror movie by unplugging the television.

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I was so focused on getting between my son and the gunman I forgot one important detail.

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I'm still getting tiny devils knocking on my front door, screaming about tricks and or treats.

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The precinct changed their passwords after they fired me for stalking crime victims.

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I did manage to record something while on that Ghost Tour.

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Everyone had a special device to slow down time so first responders have a better chance of saving you.

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The nations of Earth came together as one to tackle the problem of the Texas sized asteroid heading our way.

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Most hotel rooms have a Bible in the drawer.

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Thanks to the solar flare everyone in this orbiting prison are the last survivors of humanity.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Always leave the pizza on the front doorstep of the Smithson house, we have an account." his boss had said.	24
I couldn't find the remote so I turned off the horror movie by unplugging the television.	24
I was so focused on getting between my son and the gunman I forgot one important detail.	24
I'm still getting tiny devils knocking on my front door, screaming about tricks and or treats.	24
The precinct changed their passwords after they fired me for stalking crime victims.	24
I did manage to record something while on that Ghost Tour.	24
Everyone had a special device to slow down time so first responders have a better chance of saving you.	24
The nations of Earth came together as one to tackle the problem of the Texas sized asteroid heading our way.	24
Most hotel rooms have a Bible in the drawer.	23
Thanks to the solar flare everyone in this orbiting prison are the last survivors of humanity.	23