/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A thousand colony ships had already flown off to other worlds, so no matter what happened to this one, the human race would survive.

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All those nice people want to take pictures of my house because it was in that one popular sitcom.

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Nobody is going to be yelling political nonsense at the table tomorrow.

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I lost the time machine's keys fifty years in the future.

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I had proven to the people in the boats my family had been rescued long ago so we left.

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I beat my personal record for running up to the roof of my office building from the bottom floor.

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Ever since I learned that some people relive their lives during a near death experience I've had the weirdest feeling.

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I can’t sleep because there’s a weird sound coming from the basement.

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Our sensors led my undercover squad straight to the dean, for they indicated he was far different from anyone else on campus.

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I was humiliated when the my video diary post about the monster under my bed made the front page of Reddit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A thousand colony ships had already flown off to other worlds, so no matter what happened to this one, the human race would survive.	16
All those nice people want to take pictures of my house because it was in that one popular sitcom.	16
Nobody is going to be yelling political nonsense at the table tomorrow.	16
I lost the time machine's keys fifty years in the future.	16
I had proven to the people in the boats my family had been rescued long ago so we left.	15
I beat my personal record for running up to the roof of my office building from the bottom floor.	15
Ever since I learned that some people relive their lives during a near death experience I've had the weirdest feeling.	15
I can’t sleep because there’s a weird sound coming from the basement.	15
Our sensors led my undercover squad straight to the dean, for they indicated he was far different from anyone else on campus.	15
I was humiliated when the my video diary post about the monster under my bed made the front page of Reddit.	15