/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I had about half an hour to confront my accusers.

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I was going to call the Sheriff when I saw those people dumping the body in the nearby river.

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My dog doesn't understand why she can't have walks at night.

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The strange old man told me I shouldn't have put a support tack up through the middle of the old Russian map.

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We've been on this cruise ship for six straight weeks and nobody seems to think this is unusual.

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The soldiers who ran this remote outpost told us that on every supply run they made there was no sign of humans, just the usual zombies.

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Sure, vampires were scary but we welcomed their help against the zombie hordes.

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I would have been a world wide hero for poisoning the food of all those rapists and killers.

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I should never have uploaded that footage of me getting autographs from the entire cast.

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By chopping through all the phone lines we had kept this monster contained in the govt. bomb shelter for decades on end.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had about half an hour to confront my accusers.	9
I was going to call the Sheriff when I saw those people dumping the body in the nearby river.	9
My dog doesn't understand why she can't have walks at night.	9
The strange old man told me I shouldn't have put a support tack up through the middle of the old Russian map.	9
We've been on this cruise ship for six straight weeks and nobody seems to think this is unusual.	9
The soldiers who ran this remote outpost told us that on every supply run they made there was no sign of humans, just the usual zombies.	9
Sure, vampires were scary but we welcomed their help against the zombie hordes.	9
I would have been a world wide hero for poisoning the food of all those rapists and killers.	9
I should never have uploaded that footage of me getting autographs from the entire cast.	9
By chopping through all the phone lines we had kept this monster contained in the govt. bomb shelter for decades on end.	9