/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm an expert on cameras so that's why they hired me to monitor all the testing subjects.

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It is true that you relive your life as you fall to your death but for me it's gone sideways.

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I thought my therapist was just adapting to my former pitching career, telling me I could feel better by throwing baseballs at the moon.

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I heard the stories too, that if you say Bloody Mary three times in the bathroom mirror at midnight she'll appear and kill you.

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This whole stupid war, over border disputes, was a huge waste.

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I confronted the machete wielding men who were harassing the children under my care.

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My parents didn’t worry when I lost some of teeth and new ones grew in.

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It's bad enough they're tossing out the old folks from our skyscraper anti-zombie-fortress to save on our limited supplies.

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The only silver lining of the apocalypse is we made it through without firing off the nukes.

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My sons floated to safety with the last of the undamaged parachutes.

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I'm an expert on cameras so that's why they hired me to monitor all the testing subjects.	5
It is true that you relive your life as you fall to your death but for me it's gone sideways.	5
I thought my therapist was just adapting to my former pitching career, telling me I could feel better by throwing baseballs at the moon.	5
I heard the stories too, that if you say Bloody Mary three times in the bathroom mirror at midnight she'll appear and kill you.	5
This whole stupid war, over border disputes, was a huge waste.	5
I confronted the machete wielding men who were harassing the children under my care.	5
My parents didn’t worry when I lost some of teeth and new ones grew in.	5
It's bad enough they're tossing out the old folks from our skyscraper anti-zombie-fortress to save on our limited supplies.	5
The only silver lining of the apocalypse is we made it through without firing off the nukes.	5
My sons floated to safety with the last of the undamaged parachutes.	5