/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thanked my dad for making a special trip so I wouldn't miss the witch burning.

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I could beat the devil if I could get billions to hate me without hurting a soul.

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I told my four kids the funny animal picture filter was broken but that wasn't technically true.

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My military friends asked me to introduce them to all the people they had rescued from the flood that hit my hometown.

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The landlord confronted me because wherever I'd been dumping my trash it wasn't the garbage chute.

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I don’t know who or what used the toilet stall next to me at the bus station that cold December night.

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The last two thousand humans left in the universe stared at me from their suspension chambers.

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The one event in this place the shrinks tell me I didn't hallucinate and of course it wasn't the pizza and ice cream party.

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A laugh track others pause for but only you can hear is bad enough.

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I yelled to the FBI men that their doctor had the same accent as the masked man who killed my family.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thanked my dad for making a special trip so I wouldn't miss the witch burning.	3
I could beat the devil if I could get billions to hate me without hurting a soul.	3
I told my four kids the funny animal picture filter was broken but that wasn't technically true.	2
My military friends asked me to introduce them to all the people they had rescued from the flood that hit my hometown.	2
The landlord confronted me because wherever I'd been dumping my trash it wasn't the garbage chute.	2
I don’t know who or what used the toilet stall next to me at the bus station that cold December night.	2
The last two thousand humans left in the universe stared at me from their suspension chambers.	2
The one event in this place the shrinks tell me I didn't hallucinate and of course it wasn't the pizza and ice cream party.	2
A laugh track others pause for but only you can hear is bad enough.	1
I yelled to the FBI men that their doctor had the same accent as the masked man who killed my family.	1