/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sure, I was a huge fan of that Brad Pitt movie.

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My wife was always inviting her relatives over without asking.

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As I lay bleeding out on the stage floor I wondered why nobody in the theatre was calling out for help or running.

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I’m not to worried about being on this toilet so long to get everything out.

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My evil brother thought he gained an advantage by using plastic surgery to look like me.

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I wondered why my wife was still screaming because the roller coaster's three big drops were done.

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My Grandma's house has a portal to a magical land full of flying, talking unicorns!

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I carried my wife over the threshold.

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I discovered a cure for zombies months ago.

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Again and again, I wake up to a bright sunrise and head downstairs.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sure, I was a huge fan of that Brad Pitt movie.	1
My wife was always inviting her relatives over without asking.	1
As I lay bleeding out on the stage floor I wondered why nobody in the theatre was calling out for help or running.	1
I’m not to worried about being on this toilet so long to get everything out.	1
My evil brother thought he gained an advantage by using plastic surgery to look like me.	1
I wondered why my wife was still screaming because the roller coaster's three big drops were done.	1
My Grandma's house has a portal to a magical land full of flying, talking unicorns!	0
I carried my wife over the threshold.	0
I discovered a cure for zombies months ago.	0
Again and again, I wake up to a bright sunrise and head downstairs.	0