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Ever since the apocalypse three years ago I always make sure anyone passing by is not a blood-crazed axe murderer.

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I was a little relieved through my confusion, for even the caterers at my family reunion said it was odd for me to have so very, very many children.

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I had not told anyone in my repressive backwards family I recently learned how to read lips.

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As I tumbled through the depths of space I waited for my air supply to run out and death to take me.

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I finally found a clue as to why I've been untouched during this demonic apocalypse.

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Everyone thought I was nuts when I rented that apartment under the nightclub.

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My neighbor's many cats are well fed and healthy, so that's not why I called the cops.

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I wouldn't mind too much my cats yelling and scratching at the second door to the basement.

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My parents find me wherever I hide.

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Thanks to my nervous system disorder, I couldn't enjoy the new video game sweeping the world.

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