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Every time I do something terrible the ghosts of my family show up to glare.

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What goes down in this old dumbwaiter is never exactly what comes right back up.

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I don't know if the screaming coming from my tool shed is real or imaginary.

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The kids keep knocking at my door asking for treats.

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I was happy with the 'Best Friends Forever' bracelet.

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I wondered about things after my dad, now world famous, came back from the dead with proof Heaven is real

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My daughter came up to me under the big oak tree and said it's time to go home, the cemetery is closing soon.

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I knew that if my family really had been turned into zombies, they'd want me to put them out of their misery.

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The last of humanity banked their survival on vampires needing an invitation to enter someone's home.

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Most people tended not to care what the first sentence said by humans on Mars was.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every time I do something terrible the ghosts of my family show up to glare.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
What goes down in this old dumbwaiter is never exactly what comes right back up.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't know if the screaming coming from my tool shed is real or imaginary.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
The kids keep knocking at my door asking for treats.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
I was happy with the 'Best Friends Forever' bracelet.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
I wondered about things after my dad, now world famous, came back from the dead with proof Heaven is real	26	TwoSentenceHorror
My daughter came up to me under the big oak tree and said it's time to go home, the cemetery is closing soon.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew that if my family really had been turned into zombies, they'd want me to put them out of their misery.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
The last of humanity banked their survival on vampires needing an invitation to enter someone's home.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
Most people tended not to care what the first sentence said by humans on Mars was.	25	TwoSentenceHorror