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I have been lost in this hedge maze for who knows how long.

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The pre-planned, well-discussed painkillers kept my wife sleeping through most of the birthing process.

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So far me and my family have been safe from the zombie apocalypse tearing the world apart.

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Every day I wake up, take a shower, have a cold breakfast and go downstairs.

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I told the crazy old lady to stop calling here about her son, he had died decades ago.

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I'm glad my cat didn't pay attention when I tried to stop her bringing me dead birds.

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I have to get the cops involved over this parrot that recently made a home in my backyard.

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Dad told me to dump the extra weight so we can outrace the hurricane.

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At least my very elderly dog passed away painlessly in my arms.

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I thought myself lucky I found a mechanic at the gas station so late at night.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have been lost in this hedge maze for who knows how long.	273	TwoSentenceHorror
The pre-planned, well-discussed painkillers kept my wife sleeping through most of the birthing process.	266	TwoSentenceHorror
So far me and my family have been safe from the zombie apocalypse tearing the world apart.	261	TwoSentenceHorror
Every day I wake up, take a shower, have a cold breakfast and go downstairs.	260	TwoSentenceHorror
I told the crazy old lady to stop calling here about her son, he had died decades ago.	256	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm glad my cat didn't pay attention when I tried to stop her bringing me dead birds.	252	TwoSentenceHorror
I have to get the cops involved over this parrot that recently made a home in my backyard.	235	TwoSentenceHorror
Dad told me to dump the extra weight so we can outrace the hurricane.	217	TwoSentenceHorror
At least my very elderly dog passed away painlessly in my arms.	212	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought myself lucky I found a mechanic at the gas station so late at night.	199	TwoSentenceHorror