/u/Luxny's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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In an attempt to reorganize our staff, the new manager tried the carrot and stick method.

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A junkie approached me and asked for some spare cash so I told him to get the fuck out of my sight.

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News warned us about the intensity of this year's first snowfall.

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Yellow snooow - we laughed while competetively pissing into the longest distance on the snow.

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Me and my colleagues cheerfully wasted nearly an hour just standing by the window and spotting airplanes Flightradar24 says were doing circles above our heads.

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A badly beaten victim arrived at the station to report the crime and was brought to me. NSFW

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I laughed at my bully knowing I'm safe now since people surrounded us.

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My wife grabbed a knife and yelled she'll stab me.

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This boring chick was avoiding going outside the whole afternoon so I asked her for a walk and pushed her into the pool for a damn good prank.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In an attempt to reorganize our staff, the new manager tried the carrot and stick method.	13
A junkie approached me and asked for some spare cash so I told him to get the fuck out of my sight.	9
News warned us about the intensity of this year's first snowfall.	8
Yellow snooow - we laughed while competetively pissing into the longest distance on the snow.	8
Me and my colleagues cheerfully wasted nearly an hour just standing by the window and spotting airplanes Flightradar24 says were doing circles above our heads.	6
A badly beaten victim arrived at the station to report the crime and was brought to me. NSFW	6
I laughed at my bully knowing I'm safe now since people surrounded us.	5
My wife grabbed a knife and yelled she'll stab me.	2
This boring chick was avoiding going outside the whole afternoon so I asked her for a walk and pushed her into the pool for a damn good prank.	0