TwoSentenceHorror

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He talked about his ex so much, even I was starting to miss her. Maybe I’ll visit where I buried her tonight.	228
It was already far too late when he remembered that he had eaten a handful of nuts earlier in the day. Waiting for the ambulance that wouldn’t make it in time to save her, he thought to himself “it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this?”	123
[OCT22] As she scattered ashes into his favorite tide pools, she noticed the water was still retreating . Perhaps she’d see her husband sooner than she’d expected.	98
Finding out they had food poisoning while they were 50 feet off the ground was inconvenient for the climber. For the belayer, it was a lesson on why they should never have their mouth open while looking up.	70
My arms were on fire from doing chest compression, when they finally started coughing up water. Smiling, I grabbed the jug of water to continue the fun.	52
The radiation had ravaged his body, ripping his DNA to shreds. Yet the doctors, in defiance of nature itself, refused to grant him his death.	44
“Recalculating” said the overly cheerful voice of the GPS.	40
Seeing the tears on their face brought me some small satisfaction, knowing that at least my words had hurt them, even as their slashes killed me.	39
[SEP22] The craft contained of millions of parts, and cost billions of dollars to build. A few rubber O-rings, costing mere cents to produce, would add several human lives to the overall cost of the mission.	23
Muggers have never scared me. What scares me is when my craving starts to overwhelm me, and I know I won’t always be able to make it look like self defense.	22

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