/u/MMKelley's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My Tinder date was going great, until we were holding hands.

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She waved for me to join her, waist deep in a puddle in the middle of the street.

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My date had a potty mouth and yelled a lot.

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My neighbor forgets and leaves her door open most evenings.

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I can hear the mice inside the wall, gnawing at the dry wall while I go to the bathroom.

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My daughter and I visited a little occult supply store downtown.

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I snuck up on my son with a baseball bat.

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Salt and stretch, salt and stretch, for days on end.

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My late husband always said I was paranoid, that I was imagining the clicking sound coming from the walls.

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Every night as I fall asleep I watch the closet door that wont stay shut, bracing myself for the creak.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My Tinder date was going great, until we were holding hands.	32
She waved for me to join her, waist deep in a puddle in the middle of the street.	31
My date had a potty mouth and yelled a lot.	31
My neighbor forgets and leaves her door open most evenings.	29
I can hear the mice inside the wall, gnawing at the dry wall while I go to the bathroom.	28
My daughter and I visited a little occult supply store downtown.	27
I snuck up on my son with a baseball bat.	26
Salt and stretch, salt and stretch, for days on end.	24
My late husband always said I was paranoid, that I was imagining the clicking sound coming from the walls.	24
Every night as I fall asleep I watch the closet door that wont stay shut, bracing myself for the creak.	23