/u/MMKelley's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I buried my dog under our apple tree.

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The only thing worse than people who yell at movies, are the people who tell them they can't hear you.

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I killed my husband for cheating on an old country road.

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I told my kids it was perfectly safe to play in the lake.

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I thought my best friend was Vegan.

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My dermatology vomitted and fainted.

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As the children laughed and popped the balloons, yellow and white confetti flew through the air.

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I went to the doctor because my stomach was growling, and he ordered an ultra sound.

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We sought shelter from the monsoon in a beachside cave.

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"Why are we suddenly seeing more patients with schizoaffective disorder?" the nurse asked.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I buried my dog under our apple tree.	9
The only thing worse than people who yell at movies, are the people who tell them they can't hear you.	9
I killed my husband for cheating on an old country road.	7
I told my kids it was perfectly safe to play in the lake.	7
I thought my best friend was Vegan.	7
My dermatology vomitted and fainted.	6
As the children laughed and popped the balloons, yellow and white confetti flew through the air.	6
I went to the doctor because my stomach was growling, and he ordered an ultra sound.	5
We sought shelter from the monsoon in a beachside cave.	5
"Why are we suddenly seeing more patients with schizoaffective disorder?" the nurse asked.	5