/u/MammothFormal1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My new girlfriend aspires to be a movie star and get her 15 minutes of fame. NSFW

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When I was a kid I always thought Uncle Jeff was just telling a mean joke.

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When we were kids my best friend LOVED climbing trees.

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“Daddy, what’s in that barrel?”

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"Dude, the girls will never see you coming with that camouflage on!"

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Last night I took home a perfect ten, and let me tell you it wasn't easy.

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I came downstairs this morning only to find my ex-wife mangled and killed under the Christmas tree.

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My city has been plagued by a recent string of disappearances.

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The local children have been a genuine nuisance all year.

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Grandpa always told us he wanted to be buried with Grandma, so when he died yesterday it was only natural we followed his request.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new girlfriend aspires to be a movie star and get her 15 minutes of fame. NSFW	10
When I was a kid I always thought Uncle Jeff was just telling a mean joke.	10
When we were kids my best friend LOVED climbing trees.	10
“Daddy, what’s in that barrel?”	10
"Dude, the girls will never see you coming with that camouflage on!"	8
Last night I took home a perfect ten, and let me tell you it wasn't easy.	7
I came downstairs this morning only to find my ex-wife mangled and killed under the Christmas tree.	7
My city has been plagued by a recent string of disappearances.	7
The local children have been a genuine nuisance all year.	7
Grandpa always told us he wanted to be buried with Grandma, so when he died yesterday it was only natural we followed his request.	6