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I was relieved when my wife came back covered in dirt and blood, but that relief turned to horror as she slit our daughters throat.

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“If the bullet would have been a few more millimeters to the right you’d be dead.”

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I was surprised when my eight-year-old son asked me where his mommy was this morning; as it turns out, I had momentarily forgotten as well.

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I went to bed feeling ill last night.

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After years of running a junkyard, I have realized one thing; people are a lot like junker cars.

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I'm not really surprised that my son just told me that he hates me for ruining his mom's life.

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My grandmother died in the bath this morning.

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“He finally stopped crying,” My exhausted, yet relieved wife said as she carried our son through the doorway.

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I got a frantic call from my daughter’s principal today.

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“It was so cold out, and I just needed somewhere to sleep,” I explained to the officer.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was relieved when my wife came back covered in dirt and blood, but that relief turned to horror as she slit our daughters throat.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
“If the bullet would have been a few more millimeters to the right you’d be dead.”	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I was surprised when my eight-year-old son asked me where his mommy was this morning; as it turns out, I had momentarily forgotten as well.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I went to bed feeling ill last night.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
After years of running a junkyard, I have realized one thing; people are a lot like junker cars.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm not really surprised that my son just told me that he hates me for ruining his mom's life.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
My grandmother died in the bath this morning.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
“He finally stopped crying,” My exhausted, yet relieved wife said as she carried our son through the doorway.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I got a frantic call from my daughter’s principal today.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
“It was so cold out, and I just needed somewhere to sleep,” I explained to the officer.	12	TwoSentenceHorror